i recently saw someone announce on facebook that they bought a pair of gladiator sandals. yes, yet another braggy status update.
well, as much as it kills me not to comment on it. i guess i HAVE to vent here.
first of all, if you have really short and stumpy legs. glads are NOT for you. the ankle straps will only make your legs look like stunted fat tree stumps.
second of all, you're so last season. so stop bragging.
sigh... much better!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment